- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??