A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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women's rights.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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