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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Boner

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Jesus Christ

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Gustavo Andrade

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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