- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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