A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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