Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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