- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

someone called someone else a frog

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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