what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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your so fat. your fat!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

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