CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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