- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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