What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Refridgerator.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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