- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Feminism

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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