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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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