Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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