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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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