A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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woman's rights

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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