What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Weaner

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

haha black people :D

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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