- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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