why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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