why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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