what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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