- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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