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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

a black man pays his child support

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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