How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Jimmy Saville

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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kennah campion when she talks

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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