Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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