- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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