Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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