- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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