Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Has u seen my grammar?

Women's Rights..

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Your Mom!!!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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