How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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The WNBA

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