A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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