Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

destiny

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

THE GAME

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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