What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Poop

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Womens rights

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womens rights

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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