- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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