What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Anti Joke

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