- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Where's the soap?

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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