knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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A woman wears a dress.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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