What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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