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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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