- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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