What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Burp

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

who is awesome? no one...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why was the gay guy sad?

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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