- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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