What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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