- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sober Irish individual.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

whats white and sticky? a white stick

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Women's rights

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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