- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I like school Said no one ever.

how do you win a game try your best

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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