roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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jibby jobby

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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