Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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THE GAME

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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destiny

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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