- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Arrow in the Knee!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

just in time?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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