Has u seen my grammar?

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Your Mom!!!

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What comes after 69? 70

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...