- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Black

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

James Patrick Campbell

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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