Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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all jokes aside...

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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