- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

i just pooped that is all!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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