- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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