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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

The WPGA tour

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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