- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Praise Paisley

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Youre mom is so dead...

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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