why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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