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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

drugs.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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