- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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