So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

8--------------------- penis

thumb_up thumb_down -34

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops