- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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