Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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