- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

brock has small hands for a small job

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