- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Praise Paisley

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's the difference between a duck?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Robin, get in the car!

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