Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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