- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Women's rights

What's 9 + 10 19

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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