- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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