Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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